I was just quoting one of Dan’s videos where he says as a joke ‘cannibalism is okay’ and before I could finish the quote my mom spun around with a disturbed look on her face…I explained, but I will always be a cannibal in her mind now…o_o

“You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.”

Dale Carnegie (via moviesonmercury)

feels great to see one of my post being reblogged by someone I follow. one of the most meaningful quote you will ever read. i do it every day. :)

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aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

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unamusedpixie:

I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake.  

unamusedpixie:

I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake.  

pdlcomics:

Mother

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basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

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